Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:42 AM PDT "=KOI TUM SAY POOCHAY KON HOON MAI="  Tum Keh Dena Koi Khaas Nahi,Ek Dost Hai Kacha Paka Sa, Ek Jhoot Hai Aadha Sacha Sa, Ek Khwuab Adhoora Poora Sa, Ek PhooL Hai Rookha Sookha Sa, Ek Sapna Ha Bin Socha Sa, Ek Apna Hai Andekha Sa, Ek Rishta Hai Anjaana Sa, Haqeeqat Ma Afsaana Sa, Kuch Pagal Sa Deewana Sa, Bus Ek Bahana Acha Sa, Jeevan Ka Aisa sathi Hai, Jo Door Ho To Kuch Paas Nahi. "KOI TUM SAY POOCHAY KON HOON MAI? "TUM KEH DENA KOI KHAS NAI"....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:40 AM PDT Duniya Me Koi Kisi K Liye Kuch Nahi Karta. Marne Wale K Sath Koi Nahi Marta. Marne Ki To Baat Door Rahi. Yahan To Zinda Hain, Phir Bhi Koi YAAD Nahi Karta.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:39 AM PDT Sokhe Darakhton K Neche Sula K Chhorr Giya, Ajeeb Shaks Tha Sapne Dikha K Chhorr Giya, Ye Ujrra Ghar Usee Shaks Ki Nishani Hai, Jo Apne Nam Ki Takhti Laga K Chhorr Gaya.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:34 AM PDT Wife: Ab Ki Baar Tumhi Phir Job na Mili To Main Maikey Chali Jaaon Gi. Husband: Thandi Aaah Bhar K Bola Wady Wady Sirf Wady, Bahir Bhi Wadey Ghar Pe Bhi Sirf Wadey. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:25 AM PDT Who Am I For You. 1.Busy Person 2.Sweet Heart 3.Good Looking 4.True helper 5.Cool Person 6.Lazy 7.Practical 8.Emotional 9.Romantic 10.Flirt 11.Irritating.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:23 AM PDT Hazrat MUHAMMAD (S.A.W) ne Farmaya: "Agr Kisi insan me 99 boraiyan Hon Aur 1 Achai ho, To uski Boraiyon ko Nahi balky 1 Achai Ko Bayan Karo."....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:18 AM PDT 1 Admi kisi bhoot Se Mila Aur Bhot se kaha Mujhe Aisa bana Do k Mai Jawan Larkiyo ka Khoon Choosa Karu. Bhoot ne usy kya Banaya Hoga? Reply Must Ans: Always Ultra. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:10 AM PDT AAP jante hain QADIANIO MIRZAIYON pr Pakistan k Qanon k mutabik kon kon si pabandiyan hain? 1.Qadyani apne girjy ko masjid nahi keh sakte 2.Qadyani Azan nahi de sakte 3.Qadyani Apne AAp ko musalman nahi keh sakte 4.Qadyani Apne gande mazhb ko Islam nahi keh sakte 5.Qadyani apne mazhb ki Dawat nahi de sakte Qadyani is Qanoon ko khatam krwane ki koshish me hain or hum ne in ko nakam karna hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:02 AM PDT Khushion K Pal Wapis La Nhi Skty,, Andheray Me B Aanso Chupa Nhi Skty, Kabhi Kabhi Lagta Hy AP Humey Bhool Gaye, Par Dil Kehta Hai K Aap Humy Bhula Nahi sakte.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 09:40 AM PDT Ek Chooha Sharab k glass main Gir Gaya. Wahan se billi guzar rahi thi. Chooha bola mujhay nikal do plz bhalay tum baad main kha lena. Billi ne laat maar kr glass gira diya itnay main chooha nikal ker apnay ghar k darwazay pe ja khara huwa. Billi ne awaz di dhokay baaz dhoka diya tum ne jhoot bola mujh se apnay waaday se mukar gaye tum. Choohay ne muskuratay huway kaha jaan us waqt main nashay main tha.....Read More SMS/Jokes |
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