Sunday, June 13, 2010

urdu sms

Posted On 7:50 AM by Entrepreneur Lions Club GRW 0 comments

Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:42 AM PDT
"=KOI TUM SAY POOCHAY KON HOON MAI="

Tum Keh Dena Koi Khaas Nahi,

Ek Dost Hai Kacha Paka Sa,

Ek Jhoot Hai Aadha Sacha Sa,

Ek Khwuab Adhoora Poora Sa,

Ek PhooL Hai Rookha Sookha Sa,

Ek Sapna Ha Bin Socha Sa,

Ek Apna Hai Andekha Sa,

Ek Rishta Hai Anjaana Sa,

Haqeeqat Ma Afsaana Sa,

Kuch Pagal Sa Deewana Sa,

Bus Ek Bahana Acha Sa,

Jeevan Ka Aisa sathi Hai,

Jo Door Ho To Kuch Paas Nahi.

"KOI TUM SAY POOCHAY KON HOON MAI?

"TUM KEH DENA KOI KHAS NAI"....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:40 AM PDT
Duniya Me Koi Kisi K Liye Kuch Nahi Karta.

Marne Wale K Sath Koi Nahi Marta.

Marne Ki To Baat Door Rahi.

Yahan To Zinda Hain,

Phir Bhi Koi YAAD Nahi Karta.....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:39 AM PDT
Sokhe Darakhton K Neche
Sula K Chhorr Giya,

Ajeeb Shaks Tha Sapne
Dikha K Chhorr Giya,

Ye Ujrra Ghar
Usee Shaks Ki Nishani Hai,

Jo Apne Nam Ki Takhti
Laga K Chhorr Gaya.....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:34 AM PDT
Wife: Ab Ki Baar Tumhi Phir Job na Mili To Main Maikey Chali Jaaon Gi.


Husband: Thandi Aaah Bhar K Bola Wady Wady Sirf Wady,



Bahir Bhi Wadey Ghar Pe Bhi Sirf Wadey. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:25 AM PDT
Who Am I For You.

1.Busy Person
2.Sweet Heart
3.Good Looking
4.True helper
5.Cool Person
6.Lazy
7.Practical
8.Emotional
9.Romantic
10.Flirt
11.Irritating.....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:23 AM PDT
Hazrat MUHAMMAD (S.A.W) ne Farmaya:

"Agr Kisi insan me 99 boraiyan Hon
Aur 1 Achai ho,

To uski Boraiyon ko Nahi balky 1 Achai Ko Bayan Karo."....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:18 AM PDT
1 Admi kisi bhoot Se Mila
Aur Bhot se kaha Mujhe Aisa bana Do k Mai
Jawan Larkiyo ka Khoon Choosa Karu.

Bhoot ne usy kya Banaya Hoga?

Reply Must

Ans: Always Ultra. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:10 AM PDT
AAP jante hain QADIANIO MIRZAIYON pr Pakistan k Qanon k mutabik kon kon si pabandiyan hain?

1.Qadyani apne girjy ko masjid nahi keh sakte
2.Qadyani Azan nahi de sakte
3.Qadyani Apne AAp ko musalman nahi keh sakte
4.Qadyani Apne gande mazhb ko Islam nahi keh sakte
5.Qadyani apne mazhb ki Dawat nahi de sakte
Qadyani is Qanoon ko khatam krwane ki koshish me hain or hum ne in ko nakam karna hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:02 AM PDT
Khushion K Pal Wapis La Nhi Skty,,

Andheray Me B Aanso Chupa Nhi Skty,

Kabhi Kabhi Lagta Hy AP Humey Bhool Gaye,

Par Dil Kehta Hai K Aap Humy Bhula Nahi sakte.....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 09:40 AM PDT
Ek Chooha Sharab k glass main Gir Gaya.

Wahan se billi guzar rahi thi.

Chooha bola mujhay nikal do plz bhalay tum baad main kha lena.

Billi ne laat maar kr glass gira diya itnay main chooha nikal ker apnay ghar k darwazay pe ja khara huwa.

Billi ne awaz di dhokay baaz dhoka diya tum ne jhoot bola mujh se apnay waaday se mukar gaye tum.



Choohay ne muskuratay huway kaha jaan us waqt main nashay main tha.....Read More SMS/Jokes


What is Software?

Posted On 7:19 AM by Entrepreneur Lions Club GRW 0 comments

What is Software?

Software is the general term for information that's recorded onto some kind of medium. For example, when you go to the video store and rent or buy a tape or DVD, what you're really getting is the software that's stored on that tape or disk. Your VCR or DVD player are hardware devices that are capable of reading the software from a tape or disk and projecting it onto your TV screen, in the form of a movie.
Your computer is a hardware device that reads software too. Most of the software on your computer comes in the form of programs. A program consists of "instructions" that tell the computer what to do, how to behave. Just as there are thousands of albums you can buy on CD for your stereo, and thousands of movies you can buy to play on your VCR or DVD player, there are thousands of programs that you can buy to run on your computer.
When you buy a computer, you don't automatically get every program produced by every software company in the world. You usually get some programs. For example, when you buy a computer it will probably have an operating system (like Windows XP) already installed on it.
If you do purchase a specific program, it would be to perform some specific task. For example, you might use a graphics program to touch up photos, or you might use a word processing program to write text. You're using your Web browser program right now to read this text (assuming you're not reading a printed copy on paper). Just as there are umpteen different brands of toothpaste, there are umpteen different brands of word processing programs, graphics programs, and Web browsers.
For example, all graphics programs are designed to help you work with pictures. But there are many brands of graphics programs out there, including Adobe Photoshop, Jasc Paint Shop Pro. Adobe Illustrator, Arcsoft PhotoStudio, Corel Draw, ULead PhotoImpact, PrintShop Photo, and Macromedia Freehand, just to name a few. As to Web browsers, popular brands include Microsoft Internet Explorer, MSN Explorer, Netscape Navigator, America Online, and a few others.
When you purchase a program, you get the program stored on a CD as in the example shown at left. You may not have seen any boxes containing software when you bought your computer. That's because the software that came with your computer has been pre-installed onto your computer's hard disk for you. You don't need to use the CD to run a program that's already installed on your computer. You only need to keep the CDs as backups, in case something goes wrong with your hard disk and you need to re-install the programs.

What Programs Do I Have?

Perhaps you're wondering what programs are installed on your computer. Usually when you buy a computer, they tell you what programs you're getting with it. So if you were to go back to the original ad from which you bought your computer, you'd probably find the names of programs you already have listed there. Though there's no need to do that, because every program that's currently installed on your computer is listed in your All Programs menu (assuming you're using Windows XP).
When you first open the Start menu, the left column lists programs you've used the most recently (Figure 1). If your computer is brand new, then the programs listed there will just be some examples.
Figure 1
That little list of program icons and names on the left side of the menu doesn't represent all the programs that are currently installed on your computer. Not by a long shot. The All Programs option on the Start menu provides access to all your installed programs. When you first click on (or just point to) the All Programs option, the All Programs menu that appears (Figure 2) will show icons and name of program groups, as well as some programs.
Figure 2
It's easy to tell the difference between a program and a program group. The program groups all have the same icon, and all have a right-pointing triangle (4) at their right side. When you click on, or point to, a program group, icons and names of programs within that group appear on a submenu. The submenu will contain programs within that group, and perhaps some more program groups. For example, Figure 3 shows the result of clicking on the Accessories program group in the All Programs menu. The submenu that opens contains more program groups, and specific programs you can run.
Figure 3
Your Start menu won't look exactly like the one shown in the figures, because different computers have different programs installed. (Just like different people who own CD players own different CDs).

Running Programs

When you click on the icon for a program, the program opens. Which means the program appears on the screen, so you can use it. Each program will appear in its own program window on the Windows desktop. For example, in Figure 4 the photograph in the background is the Windows desktop. Floating about on top of that desktop are four different program, each in its own separate program window.
 
Figure 4

Elements of Program Windows

While not two programs are exactly alike, most program windows contain certain similar elements. Stretched across the top of the program window is the title bar, which usually shows the name of the program that's inside the program window. Beneath the title bar is the menu bar, which gives you access to the tools and capabilities of that specific program. Many programs have a toolbar under their menu bar. The toolbar provides quick one-click access to frequently-used commands in the menu bar. The status bar at the bottom of a program provides general information. Figure 5 shows, in animated form, the title bar, menu bar, toolbar, and status bar of several different sample programs.
Figure 5

What's Available?

If you ever want to get an idea of the different types of programs that are available for your Windows XP computer, just go to any large computer store, or even a large office supply store like Staples, and take a look at the computer software. Or, you could even go into a large bookstore and look at the computer books sections. There will probably be a ton of books -- all for different programs like Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel, WordPerfect, and of course Windows XP.
If you're comfortable using the World Wide Web, you can check our programs that are available by visiting the Windows Catalog Web site at:
When you get to the Windows Catalog home page, click on the Software tab near the top of the page. Then click on the various categories of programs at the left side of the page (Figure 6). Each will display a submenu if types of programs within that category. You can click on any subcategory name to view programs within that subcategory. Or you can just click on any category name in that left column.
Figure 6
Keep in mind that there's a huge difference between viewing programs on your own Start menu, and viewing programs at the Windows Product Catalog Web site or a computer store. Programs on your Start menu are already installed on your computer and ready for you to use. Programs in a store or presented on the Windows Catalog Web site are programs you could buy and install on your computer.
Remember, software is to a computer as music is to a CD player, or as a movie is to a VCR. There are thousands of programs available for your PC, and no two people have exactly the same programs on their computers. The programs that are installed on your computer can all be found, and started from, the All Programs menu (or some program group that's accessible from All Programs menu). Windows XP, the topic of this course, is software too.


What is Hardware?

Posted On 7:13 AM by Entrepreneur Lions Club GRW 0 comments

What is Hardware?

Your PC (Personal Computer) is a system, consisting of many components. Some of those components, like Windows XP, and all your other programs, are software. The stuff you can actually see and touch, and would likely break if you threw it out a fifth-story window, is hardware.

Not everybody has exactly the same hardware. But those of you who have a desktop system, like the example shown in Figure 1, probably have most of the components shown in that same figure. Those of you with notebook computers probably have most of the same components. Only in your case the components are all integrated into a single book-sized portable unit.
Figure 1
The system unit is the actual computer; everything else is called a peripheral device. Your computer's system unit probably has at least one floppy disk drive, and one CD or DVD drive, into which you can insert floppy disks and CDs. There's another disk drive, called the hard disk inside the system unit, as shown in Figure 2. You can't remove that disk, or even see it. But it's there. And everything that's currently "in your computer" is actually stored on that hard disk. (We know this because there is no place else inside the computer where you can store information!).
Figure 2
The floppy drive and CD drive are often referred to as drives with removable media or removable drives for short, because you can remove whatever disk is currently in the drive, and replace it with another. Your computer's hard disk can store as much information as tens of thousands of floppy disks, so don't worry about running out of space on your hard disk any time soon. As a rule, you want to store everything you create or download on your hard disk. Use the floppy disks and CDs to send copies of files through the mail, or to make backup copies of important items.

Random Access Memory (RAM)

There's too much "stuff" on your computer's hard disk to use it all at the same time. During the average session sitting at the computer, you'll probably use only a small amount of all that's available. The stuff you're working with at any given moment is stored in random access memory (often abbreviated RAM, and often called simply "memory"). The advantage using RAM to store whatever you're working on at the moment is that RAM is very fast. Much faster than any disk. For you, "fast" translates to less time waiting and more time being productive.

So if RAM is so fast, why not put everything in it? Why have a hard disk at all? The answer to that lies in the fact that RAM is volatile. As soon as the computer is shut off, whether intentionally or by an accidental power outage, every thing in RAM disappears, just as quickly as a light bulb goes out when the plug is pulled. So you don't want to rely on RAM to hold everything. A disk, on the other hand, holds its information whether the power is on or off.

The Hard Disk

All of the information that's "in your computer", so to speak, is stored on your computer's hard disk. You never see that actual hard disk because it's sealed inside a special housing and needs to stay that way. Unlike RAM, which is volatile, the hard disk can hold information forever -- with or without electricity. Most modern hard disks have tens of billions of bytes of storage space on them. Which, in English, means that you can create, save, and download files for months or years without using up all the storage space it provides.
In the unlikely event that you do manage to fill up your hard disk, Windows will start showing a little message on the screen that reads "You are running low on disk space" well in advance of any problems.  In fact, if that message appears, it won't until you're down to about 800 MB of free space. And 800 MB of empty space is equal to about 600 blank floppy disks. That's still plenty of room!

The Mouse

Obviously you know how to use your mouse, since you must have used it to get here. But let's take a look at the facts and buzzwords anyway. Your mouse probably has at least two buttons on it. The button on the left is called the primary mouse button, the button on the right is called the secondary mouse button or just the right mouse button. I'll just refer to them as the left and right mouse buttons. Many mice have a small wheel between the two mouse buttons, as illustrated in Figure 3.
Figure 3
 
The idea is to rest your hand comfortably on the mouse, with your index finger touching (but not pressing on) the left mouse button. Then, as you move the mouse, the mouse pointer (the little arrow on the screen) moves in the same direction. When moving the mouse, try to keep the buttons aimed toward the monitor -- don't "twist" the mouse as that just makes it all the harder to control the position of the mouse pointer.
If you find yourself reaching too far to get the mouse pointer where you want it to be on the screen, just pick up the mouse, move it to where it's comfortable to hold it, and place it back down on the mousepad or desk. The buzzwords that describe how you use the mouse are as follows:
  • Point: To point to an item means to move the mouse pointer so that it's touching the item.
  • Click: Point to the item, then tap (press and release) the left mouse button.
  • Double-click: Point to the item, and tap the left mouse button twice in rapid succession - click-click as fast as you can.
  • Right-click: Point to the item, then tap the mouse button on the right.
  • Drag: Point to an item, then hold down the left mouse button as you move the mouse. To drop the item, release the left mouse button.
  • Right-drag: Point to an item, then hold down the right mouse button as you move the mouse. To drop the item, release the right mouse button.

The Keyboard

Like the mouse, the keyboard is a means of interacting with your computer. You really only need to use the keyboard when you're typing text. Most of the keys on the keyboard are laid out like the keys on a typewriter. But there are some special keys like Esc (Escape), Ctrl (Control), and Alt (Alternate). There are also some keys across the top of the keyboard labeled F1, F2, F3, and so forth. Those are called the function keys, and the exact role they play depends on which program you happen to be using at the moment.
Most keyboards also have a numeric keypad with the keys laid out like the keys on a typical adding machine. If you're accustomed to using an adding machine, you might want to use the numeric keypad, rather than the numbers across the top of the keyboard, to type numbers. It doesn't really matter which keys you use. The numeric keypad is just there as a convenience to people who are accustomed to adding machines.
Figure 4
Most keyboards also contain a set of navigation keys. You can use the navigation keys to move around around through text on the screen. The navigation keys won't move the mouse pointer. Only the mouse moves the mouse pointer.
On smaller keyboards where space is limited, such as on a notebook computer, the navigation keys and numeric keypad might be one in the same. There will be a Num Lock key on the keypad. When the Num Lock key is "on", the numeric keypad keys type numbers. When the Num Lock key is "off", the navigation keys come into play. The Num Lock key acts as a toggle. Which is to say, when you tap it, it switches to the opposite state. For example, if Num Lock is on, tapping that key turns it off. If Num Lock is off, tapping that key turns Num Lock on.

Combination Keystrokes (Shortcut keys)

Those mysterious Ctrl and Alt keys are often used in combination with other keys to perform some task. We often refer to these combination keystrokes as shortcut keys, because they provide an alternative to using the mouse to select menu options in programs. Shortcut keys are always expressed as:
key1+key2
where the idea is to hold down key1, tap key2, then release key1. For example, to press Ctrl+Esc hold down the Ctrl key (usually with your pinkie), tap the Esc key, then release the Ctrl key. To press Alt+F you hold down the Alt key, tap the letter F, then release the Alt key.


WHAT IS COMPUTER

Posted On 7:08 AM by Entrepreneur Lions Club GRW 0 comments

WHAT IS COMPUTER

A computer is a programmable machine that receives input, stores and manipulates data, and provides output in a useful format.
Although mechanical examples of computers have existed through much of recorded human history, the first electronic computers were developed in the mid-20th century (1940–1945). These were the size of a large room, consuming as much power as several hundred modern personal computers (PCs).[1] Modern computers based on integrated circuits are millions to billions of times more capable than the early machines, and occupy a fraction of the space.[2]Simple computers are small enough to fit into small pocket devices, and can be powered by a small battery. Personal computers in their various forms are icons of the Information Age and are what most people think of as "computers". However, the embedded computers found in many devices from MP3 players to fighter aircraft and from toys to industrial robots are the most numerous.
The ability to store and execute lists of instructions called programs makes computers extremely versatile, distinguishing them from calculators. The Church–Turing thesis is a mathematical statement of this versatility: any computer with a certain minimum capability is, in principle, capable of performing the same tasks that any other computer can perform. Therefore computers ranging from a netbook to a supercomputer are all able to perform the same computational tasks, given enough time and storage capacity.
 

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urdu sms

Posted On 6:47 AM by Entrepreneur Lions Club GRW 0 comments

Kisi Ne Us Se Poocha!

Tum Kahan Rehte ho.

Us Ne Kaha

Kisi ki Yaadon Main

Kisi ki Dharkanoo Main

Kisi ki Saanson Main

Kisi ki Hasraton Main

Kisi K Khayalon Main

Kisi K Tasavur Main

Kisi K Razo Main

Kisi K Dil Main


Aur.


Kisi K Be-had Qareeb..

Posted: 11 Jun 2010 02:27 AM PDT
Wo Shaks Jab

Bi Mujh Sy Milta Tha,

Har Baar MasoMiyat Sy Mujh Sy Poucha Karta Tha,

K Tum Mery Hi Ho Na

Or hum Hr Baar Us K Chehry Ko

Apny Haathon Sy Choo Kr Qasm Khaya Kerty Thy,

Par

Kaash,

Hum Ny 1 Baar Hi USS sy Pouch Liya Hota,

K TuM B Sirf Mery Hi Ho Na.

Sh*t, Itni Si Ghalti Se Bachi Hath Se Nikal Gayi. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 11 Jun 2010 01:23 AM PDT
Main Tery Lab Py Hon Dareena Shikayat Ki Tarha
Yaad Rakha Hai Mujhy Tou Ny Adawat Ki Tarha

Chand Nikle To Mera Jism Mehek Utthta Hai
Rooh Main Utri Hoi Taza Mohabbat Ki Tarha

Teri Khatir To Koi Jaan B Ly Sakta Hoon
Main Ny Chaha Hai Tujhy Ga'on Ki Izzat Ki Tarha

Tum Meri Pahli Mohabbat To Nai Hoo Lakin
Main Ny Chaha Hai Tumhay Pahli Mohabbat Ki Tarha....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 11 Jun 2010 12:18 AM PDT
Question Of The Day?
Barat Pe Larkiyan Q Roti Hein?

Or

Valime Pe Unki Hansi Khatm He Nhi Hoti?

Reply With Solid Reason.

Send This 2 All Ur Friends N Get Replies.....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 11:14 PM PDT
If You Fail in Exam:

Mom Says 3 Words "Thora Parh Lete"

Dad Says 3 Words "Ye Nahi Sudhrega"

Lover Says 3 Words "How Could You"

Friend Says 3 Words

.
.


"Mein Bhi FAIL"....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 10:07 PM PDT
Son Was Crying, Dad Came And Asked:

Why Are You Crying? Tell me.

I Am Your Friend Na?


Son: Kuch Nahi Yaar!

Chocolate Ziyada Maang Li,



To Teri Wali Ne Mara Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 09:02 PM PDT
Mujhe Aladin ka Charag Mila,
Maine jin se bola,
Is sms ko padne wale ka Dimag 10 Guna Barra Do.



Jin bola:
Multiplication doesn't Apply on Zero.....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 08:51 PM PDT
Din may Karoge to
Sust Rahoge,
Raat may Karoge to
Chust Rahoge,
Rozana Karoge to
Tandurust Rahoge,

Kya?

SMS Yaar.......Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 07:50 PM PDT
At the Exact Time, 05:06:07 on September 8th, 2010,
It will be 05:06:07 08/09/10.

This will most likely to Happen after a long time in 3010.....Read More SMS/Jokes
Posted: 10 Jun 2010 06:50 PM PDT
Rs.15 ka balance hasil karnay kay liyae *456# milain

Service charge 50 paisa ilawa tax lagu hain
Ya balance recharge kay liyae 123 milain.

Or mujhe sms karen Khuda k waste plz.

Had hoti hai kanjosi ki.....Read More SMS/Jokes


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